Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Packers, Saints, Chargers 1-2-3

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1. Packers (No. 1; 1-0):? Randall Cobb said that God told him to defy coach Mike McCarthy?s order to not bring out a kickoff more than five yards deep.? Cobb needs to realize that, in Green Bay, McCarthy?s rank is higher.

2. Saints (No. 2; 0-1):? There?s a good chance that the best two teams in the NFL played in the first game of the season.

3.? Chargers (No. 3; 1-0):? An ugly win in September is one of the prettiest things this slow-starting team has seen in years.

4.? Ravens (No. 8; 1-0):? Baltimore probably would have liked to bank a few of those 35 points for the rematch with the Steelers.

5.? Patriots (No. 7; 1-0):? Tom Brady reminds the world that, while Aaron Rodgers was the MVP of the Super Bowl, Brady was the MVP of the league.

6.? Jets (No. 6; 1-0):? Despite swiping a win, the Jets have a lot of things to fix.

7.? Bears (No. 11; 1-0):? Maybe some of the Bears defenders should play both ways.

8.? Eagles (No. 9; 1-0):? Mike Vick says he played ?lights out.?? His completion percentage suggests he meant that literally.

9. Falcons (No. 4; 0-1):? After losing to the Bears on the road, it?s too early to panic.? If they lose to Vick and the Eagles at home, it won?t be.

10.? Texans (No. 12; 1-0):? The 2011 season started the same way that the 2010 season began.? The Texans need the next 15 games to go slightly better.

11.? Steelers (No. 5; 0-1):? Safety Troy Polamalu says the the team was humbled.? Age tends to do that.

12.? Lions (No. 14; 1-0):? After winning four of 44, the Lions have won five of five.

13.? Bills (No. 24; 1-0):? The Jets and Pats may have good reason to get a little nervous.

14.? Cowboys (No. 10; 0-1):? Cowboys fans likely are hoping that Tony Romo will start his pro golf career sooner rather than later.

15. Buccaneers (No. 13; 0-1):? If they couldn?t beat the Lions when the Lions didn?t have Matthew Stafford, why did anyone think the Bucs could beat the Lions with Stafford?

16.? Jaguars (No. 19; 1-0):? The Luke McCown era begins with the crackle of a damp lady finger.

17.? Cardinals (No. 17; 1-0):? They may never break into the top 10, but they may win the NFC West by three laps.

18.? Raiders (No. 20; 1-0):? Maybe the Chargers won?t simply stroll to the AFC West championship.

19.? 49ers (No. 25; 1-0):? Two undefeated teams in the Bay Area could be a sign that the end is near.

20.? Redskins (No. 31; 1-0):? Beat the Cardinals on Sunday, and then we?ll start to maybe, possibly believe that this team could maybe, possibly be better than expected.

21.? Rams (No. 21; 0-1):? When the Rams and Giants square off on Monday Night Football, they should replace the coin flip with a comparison of injury reports.

22.? Panthers (No. 28; 0-1):? No team has ever jumped so high with a loss.

23.? Giants (No. 15; 0-1):? Maybe Rob Ryan will be the next coach of the Giants.

24.? Vikings (No. 22; 0-1):? Was there a digit missing from Donovan McNabb?s passing yardage?

25.? Seahawks (No. 23; 0-1):? If the Seahawks think that Tarvaris Jackson was jerked around in Minnesota, wait until they see what happens to him in Pittsburgh.

26.? Bengals (No. 32; 1-0):? Well, they got their win.? Now they can coast.

27.? Titans (No. 27; 0-1):? The good news?? The Titans may finish higher in the standings than the Colts.

28.? Broncos (No. 30; 0-1):? Coach John Fox needs to realize that those Tebow chants will only get louder if they are ignored.

29.? Colts (No. 18; 0-1):? Andrew Luck would be the perfect quarterback for a team with a horseshoe on the side of its helmet.

30.? Dolphins (No. 29; 0-1):? Yeah, that preseason No. 29 ranking for the Dolphins was wrong.? It was too high.

31.? Browns (No. 26; 0-1):? Hell, Eric Mangini could have beaten Cincinnati.

32. Chiefs (No. 17; 0-1):? We?ve got a feeling that most Chiefs fans will agree with this.

Source: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/09/13/week-one-power-rankings-2/related/

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