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Death Of An Insurance Salesman

(I work for a very large insurance company. An angry client calls in with a thick foreign accent. Note that my trouble understanding her is making her aggravated.)

Client: ?Why haven?t you paid me my insurance money??

Me: ?I?m sorry, ma?am, I?m not really understanding the question. Could you clarify a little more for me??

Client: ?You must pay me the $100,000 for my insurance!?

Me: ?Ma?am, you are the insured person on this policy. Who is it that has passed??

Client: ?No one passes! I need you to pay me my insurance.?

(This continues back and forth for five minutes.)

Me: ?Ma?am, we can?t pay you the money from your life insurance policy for the same reason you cannot bury a man living in the USA in Canada.?

Client: ?Why not?!?

Me: ?Because you?re not dead.?

Source: http://notalwaysright.com/death-of-an-insurance-salesman/25193

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